Take the month's name and go forth, off your arse and into your community to get stuff done (you are where you live). Or, stay at your computer and do good, even possible while employing that unemploymentality. Speaking of bums, are you wiping yours with "our best defense against climate change?" Plus, project urinal: go waterless. Another effluent news tidbit: Cadbury's bunnies started laying fair trade eggs.

Sun, March 1:

  • Asian Art Museum is free 10am-5pm Larkin/McAllister
  • Perennial vegetables workshop along with workday Alemany Farm 12-5pm
  • Hot Dog Day: free beef or veggie furters 1-6pm Frankenart Mart 515 Balboa/6th
  • Free show 2pm Knockout Mission/Valencia. Trainwreck Riders play 4pm

Mon, March 2:

  • Clean Tech for California: Emerging Winners 5.30pm reception 6pm program Commonwealth Club 595 Market/2nd members free, others $15
  • Coalition to Save Public Health informational town hall 6-8pm First Unitarian 1187 Franklin/Geary
  • I do want to fall in love: Chris Isaak performs 6pm Amoeba Haight/Stanyan
  • Religulous screens 8pm sharp Independent Divis/Hayes. Free w/ "2 drink min"

Tues, March 3:

  • Museums around town be free: MoMA, de Young, etc

Wed, March 4:

  • Exploratorium is gratis 10am-5pm
  • March Forth for Marriage Equality gathering Castro/Market 5pm and on
  • Green Drinks 5.30-8pmVarnish 77 Natoma/2nd. Network with professional tree huggers
  • Fresh Food from Small Places 6-8pm Ferry Bldg upstairs free. Garden in your $900/month 6x6 room, for real
  • Battle of the Chefs 6-8pm Macy's 170 O'Farrell/Powell $10. Top chefs give you cocktails and appetizers before the competition
  • "Lessons in Adventureneering variety showcase with music, comedy, science, and other misc. ephemera!" 7.30pm Dog Eared Books 900 Valencia/20th. "Always the first Wednesday of the month and always guaranteed to make you a better human being"

Thurs, March 5:

  • Morning gatherings about CA Supreme Court hearing of Prop 8
  • Can We Take Your Order, Please? Movies About Waitresses: Harvey Girls (1945) noon Main Library
  • Vietnamese Youth Development Center Open House 5-7pm 166 Eddy/Mason. 20th Anniversary celebration, plus a.k.a. Don Bonus screens. RSVP 415 771 2600
  • Art crawl downtown. Grab your wine jar and check out the Fecal Face link to the right
  • Join CitiSTOP's organizing meeting 5.30-8.30pm Local 2 209 Golden Gate/Leavenworth. Get trained on tenants' rights and work against CitiApartment's
  • Don't be at the Powell cable car turnaround at 5.39pm in your finest attire if you don't enjoy shaving cream
  • Divisadero art walk, for the meta-hipsters
  • SF Neighborhoods: past, present, and future panel discussion 6-7.30pm Main Library
  • John Law, urban adventurer (think abandoned factories), reads 7pm City Lights 261 Columbus/Broadway
  • Green Arcade presents a talk on the internet and journalism 7pm 1680 Market/Gough
  • Big ol' climate change panel 7pm Centro del Pueblo 474 Valencia/16th
  • Free screening of Gomorrah 8pm New Nothing Cinema 16 Sherman/Folsom-6th-7th

Fri, March 6:

  • Lelo Luxe launch party 6.30pm Good Vibrations 1620 Polk/Sacramento. Of course it's well designed: it's Swedish
  • Poetry and pizza reading/eating 7-9pm Center for the Book 300 De Haro/16th $5
  • "Adaptive" art opening 8pm D-Structure 520 Haight/Fillmore. Gotsta RSVP for the open bar
Sat, March 7:
  • Daylight savings time: spring forward and lose an hour of sleep/debauchery tonight 2am
  • Cooking demo from Bryant Terry's Vegan Soul Kitchen 11am Chez Spencer 82 14th/Folsom
  • Alemany Farm workday 12-5pm. Soil yourself
  • Samovar III opening 1-5pm 297 Page/Laguna. Music, tea, snacks and such
  • Hikes around the Presidio and check out Andy Goldsworthy's "Spire" 1pm and 4.30pm. RSVP required
  • 3-D Coloring Book Participatory Event 2-6pm Big Umbrella Studio Divis/McAllister
  • Joyce Goldstein talks and serves from her book Mediterranean Fresh and Italian Slow and Savory 3pm Omnivore Books 3885a Cesar Chavez/Church
  • "Little Boxes" opening reception 7pm Femina Potens 2199 Market/Sanchez

Sun, March 8:

  • It's an hour later than you thought: daylight savings time means more Dolores Park hangout
  • Bernal Eats party and concert 11am-1pm Red Hill Books 401 Cortland/Bocana
  • IndieMart 11-5pm Independent Divis/Hayes $2 suggested donation. Chill and shop with local designers and watch hipsters drink whiskey in the afternoon
  • Eat-In 1pm YBCA 3rd/Mission. Big quality potluck w/RSVP required
  • Peter Reinhart reads and serves from his book The Bread Baker's Apprentice 3pm Omnivore Books 3885a Cesar Chavez/Church
  • Purim Unmasked: Off Street Festival 3-5.30pm JCCSF 3200 California/Presidio
  • Free blues-soul-rhythm show 9.30pm Boom Boom Room Fillmore/Geary

Mon, March 9:

  • My Name is Bruce screens 8pm sharp Independent Divis/Hayes. Free w/ "2 drink min"

Tues, March 10:

Wed, March 11:

  • SFBC volunteer night 5.30-8pm 995 Market/6th. Eating and admin
  • Flow: For the Love of Water gets screened and discussed 6pm Women's Bldg 18th/Val-Guerr $5-10 donation
  • BAVC opening reception and awards for 5 Blocks 2727 Mariposa/Bryant. Local photos of where you drink, fight with your friends, and find free stuff around your hood
  • Onion Society for Beer Enjoyment benefits your mouth and Blue Bear School of Music 6.30-8.30pm Tortilla Heights 1750 Divis/Bush. Gotta RSVP with BLUE BEAR in the subject line. Nacho mousse in sponsored mustaches
  • Elvis Perkins performs 7pm Amoeba Records Haight/Stanyan
  • Saturday Night Fever screens with cheap drinks and (free?) NY food 7-10pm Coffee Bar 1890 Bryant/Mariposa
  • How Can Making Products From Recyclables Solve Our Local Economic Challenges? panel discussion 7.30-9.30pm CounterPulse 1310 Mission/9th
  • Handmade Nation film, discussion, and local craft fair 7.30pm Mezzanine 5th/Jessie $12
  • Author reading Build a GreenSmall Business, Profitable Ways to Become an Ecopreneur 8pm Dog Eared Books 900 Valencia/20th
  • Free Tito's vodka if you bring resume/business cards and network at Party Like it's 1929 Recession 2.0 Party at Mr. Smith's. Stay for....
  • **New Bar Every Other Wednesday Club convenes 8.30pm Mr. Smith's 7th/Market-Mission. Show up and the bar gives $5 to this week's non-profit, Making Waves

Thurs 12th-Fri 13th:

Thurs, March 12:

  • Can We Take Your Order, Please? Movies About Waitresses: Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974) noon Main Library
  • Happy hour benefit for Up On Top 6-8pm 111 Minna/2nd $10 for food, live jazz, raffle, and enriching after school programs
  • Save Our Libraries meeting 7pm Page Branch 1833 Page/Cole. They should reinstate Book It with Little Star Pizza in lieu of Pizza Hut
  • Green Arcade presents a screening and discussion of the film The Price of Pleasure: Pornography, Sexuality, and Relationships 7pm 1680 Market/Gough
  • New Group Exhibition opening: "TV and Me" 7-9pm Creativity Explored 3245 16th/Val-Guerr
  • Gold Rush: Benefit for Hollis Hawthorne 8pm Slim's 333 11th/Howard $20. Extra Action Marching Band and more perform to raise medical funds
Fri, March 13:
  • Night for Sudan: panel, film, workshops 6pm-midnight UC Berkeley. Free, donations accepted
  • Phosphorescent covers Willie Nelson songs 6pm Amoeba Haight/Stanyan
  • Pecha Kucha 6pm happy hour 7.30pm presentations UC Berkeley $5 sugg. donation. "Local design communities meet to showcase samples of new work"
  • Victoria Law discusses Resistance Behind Bars: The Struggles of Incarcerated Women 7pm Green Arcade 1680 Market/Gough
  • Art opening 7pm-midnight Big Umbrella Studio Divis/McAllister
  • Independent Erotic Film Festival party 7pm Center for Sex and Culture 1519 Mission/11th. Free drinks, free "networking," freed inhibitions
  • Sizzle: literary erotica readings 7.30pm open mic sign up 8pm show Femina Potens 2199 Market/Sanchez $10/$5 for performers. "An evening of hot words, buttery popcorn and cheap beer." Author of The Ethical Slut reads tonight
Sat, March 14:
  • Arbor Day activities take root with rainwater harvesting workshops, pruning, planting, and kids getting high (by climbing trees)
  • Anarchist book fair 10am-6pm County Fair Bldg 9th/Lincoln GG Park. My favorite part of anarchy is having a liberal arts degree
  • 158th Annual St. Patrick's Day parade 11.30am Market/2nd, festival 10-5pm Civic Center. Green before it was 'trendy'
  • CounterPulse volunteer day 10.30am-5.30pm. Get dirty and fed helping this space spring clean 1310 Mission/9th
  • Veg Society conference with demos, lunch, and the black sheep of Baskin Robbins 11am-3.30pm Unitarian Center 1187 Franklin/Geary $5 sugg donation
  • Brides of March 2.30pm Union Square. Beware
  • Flo Braker reads and bakes from her book Baking for All Occasions 3pm Omnivore Books 3885a Cesar Chavez/Church
  • Tedda Hughes opening reception 7-9pm 1623 Polk/Clay. "Art and fashion had a baby. The baby is colorful and cute, but also serious"
  • "Algorithmia: Group Exhibition About Problem Solving" 7-10pm Root Division 3175 17th/South Van Ness $2-$2x10 to the first power sliding scale donation
Sun, March 15:
  • Anarchist book fair 10am-5pm County Fair Bldg 9th/Lincoln GG Park. My favorite part of anarchy is having a liberal arts degree
  • Alemany Farm workday 12-5pm. Dig it
  • Intentional Acts of Kindness walk-about 12pm Ferry Bldg. Talk and walk social change, ending with a salon in Union Square. Food and idea share
  • Gravel & Gold + Coffee Bar trunk show 3-7pm Coffee Bar 1890 Bryant/Mariposa. Local DIY designers, vintage, dance party, snacks, and drink specials
  • Free blues-soul-rhythm-swamp-funk show 9.30pm Boom Boom Room Fillmore/Geary

Mon, March 16:

  • Live band, karaoke, and cheap drinks 8pm-midnight El Rio 3158 Mission/Cesar Chavez $10-20 (pay what you can) fundraiser for Sierra Club. Muir would sing some Wham!

Tues, March 17:

Wed, March 18:

  • Academy of Sciences is free today. Pet the albino alligator for me
  • Park Life youth mural reception 5-6.30pm Hostelling International City Center
  • At the bike wash, yeah! 5-7pm Market/Octavia. Thanks, SFBC
  • Change Jam social change networking/idea storm 5.30-8pm PariSoma 1436 Howard/11th
  • Evolution of Language and Digital Technology panel discussion 6-7.30pm Main Library
  • "Street Families: Homeless Queer Youth in SF" opening 6-8pm CA Historical Society Museum 678 Mission/3rd
  • Shout! Art by women veterans reception 6-9pm Women's Bldg 3543 18th/Valencia. Hosted by Swords to Plowshares, plus Barbara Lee. RSVP asap
  • Bay Area Community Exchange organizing meeting 7pm Muddy Waters 521 Valencia/16th. Discuss local alternative economies
  • The Future of Food screens 7.15-8.30pm Mission Library Bartlett/24th
  • Jet Martinez talks about his political murals in SF 7.30pm CounterPulse 1310 Mission/9th
  • Discussion of Miranda July's collection No One Belongs Here More Than You 8pm Dog Eared Books 900 Valencia/20th
  • International Accountability Project Fundraiser/Trivia 8pm Elixir 16th/Guerrero
  • Judgement Day and Kelli Ridell 8pm Cafe du Nord $10. String metal and awesome guitar

Thurs, March 19:

  • Lots of No More War on Iraq business: meetings, marches, speakers, BART sit-ins, dinners, etc
  • Can We Take Your Order, Please? Movies About Waitresses: Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) noon Main Library
  • Cocktail College 5.30-7pm Cortez 550 Geary/Jones. This week's free class: Grey Goose. Must enroll to attend
  • A Thousand Reasons to Smile: Hawaii gives you a tourism pitch, beer, and appetizers (I'm guessing spam rolls and macaroni salad) 5.30-9pm 111 Minna/2nd. Gotta RSVP
  • Neighborhood potluck 6-8pm Holy Innocents Church Fair Oaks/25-26th. Eat some food, meet your vecinos, and help plan the May mega street sale
  • Spanish tapas and wine class 7-9pm 18 Reasons Guerrero/18th $5 members/$10 non. Burbujas!

Fri, March 20 - Equinox your socks off:

  • Lots of No More War on Iraq business: Peace vigil 6-8pm Fell/Masonic. Candles, music, and food
  • Thank Mr. Rogers for his contribution to your education. Wear a sweater to honor him
  • Java Huts opening reception 6-9pm Market Street Gallery 1554 Market/Franklin. Big ol' pics of where you get your caffeine
  • Caretakers' Back to the Garden raw vegan restaurant $15 feast + $10 wine pairings 6-10pm 848 Divis/McAllister. Spring in many courses
  • Secession Art & Design Spring Fling 6.30-9.30pm 3361 Mission/30th across from Safeway. Music, drinks, snacks, local independent design
  • "How to Flirt" talk by Carol Queen 6.30pm Good Vibes 603 Valencia/17th
  • Foraged Feast 7-9pm Bull Moose Hunting Society Warehouse SW corner 23rd/York. Source hosts a BYOPlate potluck and asks the food be wildcrafted, gleaned, dumpstered, or gardened. Music and nettle beer provided
  • The Color of Fear free screening 7pm Grace Cathedral 1100 California/Taylor. Director discussion on race to follow
  • 1AM opening reception for "Most Finished" 7-10pm 1000 Howard/6th
  • Deflowered: My Life in Pansy Division reading and acoustic set by Jon Ginoli 7.30pm Booksmith 1644 Haight/Clayton
  • "Celebrities in the Background" drawings opening reception 8pm-ish Painted Bird 1201A Guerrero/24th
  • Oldies dance party Knockout Mission/Valencia $2<11pm>$4
Sat, March 21: Sun, March 22:
  • World Water Day. Sign this here pledge to think outside the bottle: "Up to 40% of bottled water in the U.S. and Canada is sourced from municipal tap water"
  • East Bay Hella Free Day 12-4pm Lake Merritt Grand/Lakeshore. "Lunch served potluck style. Bring anything you would like to give away" (my college loans)
  • Spring art and trunk show 2-6pm Terroir Natural Wine Bar & Merchant 1116 Folsom/7th. Seems a good event if your fam is in town
  • Bike Kitchen Grand Opening party 4-6pm 650H Florida/18th. Food, drinks, bikers, music, DIY pride
Mon, March 23:
  • Milk screens 8pm sharp Independent Divis/Hayes. Free w/ "2 drink min"

Tues, March 24:

  • Yeah, still stuff we can do to hopefully overturn Prop 8: Civil Rights March noon City Hall
  • ITVS screens Taking Root 6-7.30pm Main Library. Film about Wangari Maathai, Nobel Peace Prize winning tree planter
  • Dolores-Mission OpenSpace planning meeting 6-8pm Upper Noe Rec Center Day/Sanchez. Plan your community
  • Ask a Scientist: Sex and War 7pm Axis Cafe 1201 8th/16th
  • Chat up Craig about his List and drink some cerveza in this Zocalo Lecture 7.30pm Fort Mason Center Bldg A. Gotta RSVP
  • Judgement Day going away party with Foxtails Brigade and Devotionals 8pm Bluesix 3043 24th/Treat $5
Wed, March 25:
  • Drinks by Design 5.30pm Americano 8 Mission/Embarcadero. Landscapers, graphic designers, engineers, et al drink and network
  • Celebrating Across Cultures: Benefit for First Exposures 6-9pm SF CameraWorks 653 Mission/3rd $10-50 sliding scale. Food, auction, African music
  • Justice for Oscar Grant: Fighting Racism in Obama's America 7pm Haymarket Books 110 Capp/16th
  • Toxic SF: Presidio to Hunter's Point discussion 7.30pm CounterPulse 1310 Mission/9th
  • Herman Dune and The Tallest Man On Earth 8pm Rickshaw Stop 155 Fell/Van Ness $12/14
  • New Bar Every Other Wednesday 8.30pm Madrone Lounge Fell/Divis. The bar gives $5/person to this week's group: Women's Community Clinic. And it's funk night

Thurs, March 26:

  • Can We Take Your Order, Please? Movies About Waitresses: Amelie noon Main Library
  • Wine and sale Secession 3361 Mission/30th
  • SF Vegan Drinks 6-8pm Martuni's 4 Valencia/Market. Network over black russians
  • The Changing Face of Laos Through Its Music listening/viewing opening night event 6-10pm ATA 992 Valencia/21st
  • Resistance! Bands! Synergized into resistance bands! Workout tutorial 6.30-7.30pm Sports Basement 1590 Bryant/15th
  • Cracks in the Asphalt author talks and tours SF community gardens 7pm Get Lost Books 1825 Market/Gough
  • Mission Statement's One Year Anniversary Bash & Sale 7-10pm Corner 2199 Mission/18th. Big ol' design raffle and sale
  • Babble On reading series and Tennessee Williams birthday celebration 8pm Dog Eared Books 900 Valencia/20th

Fri, March 27:

  • Wine and sale Secession 3361 Mission/30th
  • Look Out Weekend's relaunch 4-9pm Vessel 85 Campton Place Stockton/Post Union Square. Hosted bar 4-5.30pm
  • Friday Night: Milonga, style lecture, and shoe art 5-8.45pm de Young Museum GG Park
  • "Spirit Rappings" opening 6-9pm Photo Epicenter 26 Lilac Capp/24th
  • Spring Collection release party 6-9pm Arara 665 San Jose/28th-Guerrero
  • Drawing Swap, super snack-luck, Flat Files Kick-Off party 7-10pm Spare Room Project 270 Anderson/Cortland. Crayons, paper, and their epic popcorn will be provided
  • Teenage Dance Craze Party 10pm Knockout Mission/Valencia $3

Sat, March 28:

  • Juri Commons park workday 9am-12pm 25th-26th/Val-Guerr. Donuts, coffee, and dirt provided. BYOMug
  • For more urban agriculture, Alemany Farm workday 12-5pm
  • Wine and sale Secession 3361 Mission/30th
  • Really Really Free Market 1-5pm Dolores Park
  • Stencilada: community mural project and cookout 1-5pm CellSpace 2050 Bryant/19th. BYOStencil, and "food on the grill, bevs in the cooler, music on the boombox, and art on the walls"
  • Conscious Fashionistas sip and thrift 3-7pm Coffee Bar 1890 Bryant/Mariposa
  • "When the lights go down in the city..." Earth Hour 8.30-9.30pm unplug and turn off lights. Events around town, such as night tag in Dolores Park (But sponsored by Clear Channel and Wells Fargo?)
Sun, March 29: Mon, March 30: Tues, March 31:
  • SFBC tire pump and glove donation station 5-7pm Cesar Chavez/Valencia
  • Chad Van Gaalen and Women 9pm $10 Bottom Of The Hill 17th/Missouri
April preview: Wed, April 1:
  • Green Drinks 5.30-8pm Varnish 77 Natoma/2nd. Talk shop and sip with fellow tree huggers
  • The Rumble with Leopold and His Fiction 8pm Harlot 46 Minna/1st free. Gotta RSVP

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Yoga Teacher, tony eason said...

Thanks for listing the free yoga at Sports Basement. Wishing the best of all possible worlds,

Iyengar Yoga Teacher,
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